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Joke of the Day

"Just before I die, I'm going to change my name to OFF'. That way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have displayed on top of my coffin in flowers: R.I.P. OFF"

"I once had sex with a frog... it was ribbiting!"

"What do you call a bee that lives in the US? USB ^^ I'll show myself out..."

"Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday? Causal fridays."

"What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof? You're hired"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see its smelly friend Knock knock Whos there Chicken!"

"My kids don't like when I drink, but if it wasn't for alcohol, they wouldn't even be here."

"A lion would never cheat on his wife... But a Tiger Wood."

"Rick Perry was going to do the ALS ice bucket challenge But he couldn't remember the 3rd person he was going to challenge."

"Just Friends is my favorite movie that shows fat guys how to get out of the friendzone through perseverance and becoming Ryan Reynolds."