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Joke of the Day
"I've never seen a dead body but I did once watch a girl get proposed to in an Applebee's"
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"[to guy with his foot caught in a bear trap] dude that things for bears"
"If someone acts shocked that you haven't read a certain book, the best response you can give them is, ""Yeah, I heard it sucks"""
"The Friend zone. It's like being turned down for a job, then they call you a week later complaining about the person they hired."
"Reading a Chinese newspaper is like looking at 1,000 douchebag tattoos at once."
"Worst job Who has the worst job at a strip club? The bouncer, He has to work hard all night."
"Asians aren't bad drivers. They're just disoriented."
"I thought white noise was the sound of people complaining at Starbucks."
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it!"
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"