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Joke of the Day

"help keep the English language alive by teaching your kids nearly outdated expressions Plus nothing beats a 5yo pointing & yelling ""BEHOLD!"""

"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are left on a deserted island, Who survives? America."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !"

"Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that's not true first man : prove it second man : let's ask a Sardar."

"So this dude is like, ""Where are you going with all that Element 83?"" and I was like ""None of your bismuth"""

"How many moderators does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"

"I have the heart of a saint And a lifetime ban from Mother Teresa's grave."

"Tired? There's a nap for that"

"How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear."

"Hulu coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV."