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Joke of the Day

"kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again"

"Why do old man's penises have low increases in size? because old men have low young's modulus"

"I came up with a new joke I invented a new word: Plagarism"

"Post your favorite Gary Shandling joke. He is dead. He was sometimes really funny. Post your favorite."

"[shipwreck diary] Day 44: Some of the survivors have resorted to drinking their own piss. Nobody wants to drink mine cos it's 'too chunky'."

"All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips."

"I'm the Spare Queen All I know is how to make a mess and then make sense of it."

"What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed? Yes! But we cantaloupe."

"I bought some dog scented cologne the other day... Now I get all the bitches."

"How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."