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Joke of the Day

"kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again"

"Whats the similarities between black people and bikes? Both cant work without chains."

"Microwaved Food is a lot like Schroedinger's Cat It could be really hot or stone cold."

"What do you call a marijuana robbery? A high-st"

"I only put one eye on my snowman. That way, if it ever comes to life, the lack of depth perception will give me a tactical advantage."

"I'm going to major in Philosophy when I go to college... ...so one day I can ask '*Why* do you want fries with that?'"

"Gay people are such great dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet."

"A deer walks out of a gay bar ""Damn I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!"""

"Somewhere, a real Nigerian prince is sitting at his computer wondering, ""Why oh why does nobody reply to my emails?"""

"Woman 1 - Your husband now comes home early. How has this happened? Woman 2 - I've simply told him sex will start exactly at 9 PM, with or without him."