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Joke of the Day
"after one year of practice i attempt my first gangnam style dance in front of my coworkers"
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"When Kate Middleton goes into labor, the doctor will say ""the baby is crowning!"" and they'll laugh and laugh"
"No one has ever said, ""You know what would make this even better? Turkey bacon."""
"Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?"
"isn't it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years... ... then we met"
"""Harry Potter"" is pretty much ""Sex And The City"" for people who will never have sex, in any city."
"I saw a group of transvestites driving really fast... ... it took me a while to realise that they were drag-racing."
"Missed connections: I was the guy in the Subaru listening to NPR; You were the river I briefly considered driving into."
"The Teen Choice Awards air tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren't allowed to vote."