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Joke of the Day
"Baseball is wrong. A man with 4 balls cannot walk."
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"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ""Guess"" on it...so I said ""Implants?"""
"So there I was balls deep in a 12 year old ... Then my dad walks in and freaks out starts screaming ""What the fuck are you doing to your sister"""
"Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one."
"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it"
"Anidiot Clicks Hah, you just clicked, ""An idiot clicks"""
"To the account who followed me while I slept and then unfollowed me before I woke. My apologies for taking a break. It won't happen again!"
"What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time? I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!"
"Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper. It reads, ""666"""
"My wife was harassing me to do some work around the house. I said, ""If I wanted a nag, I would have married a horse."""