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Joke of the Day
"Why do Hummingbirds hum Because they forgot the words!"
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"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."
"TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right."
"I am a man with Alzheimer's, AMA! EDIT: Why is everyone asking me questions?"
"Saw a picture of Justin Bieber on a horse. It looked as natural as sauerkraut on a bean bag chair."
"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."
"'LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."
"This Independence Day please remember that fireworks are not a toy, they are meant to be aimed at the nearest British ship."
"Why is a divorce so damn expensive? Because it fucking worth it!"
"It's not that I enjoy hot, steamy showers. I just want the mirrors fogged up so I can't see my naked body."