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Joke of the Day

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"You look like a before picture."

"Will I have an open casket at my funeral? Remains to be seen."

"Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across."

"Having a talk about drugs with my 11 yr old, and she said ""If I'm going to do anything, it will be hot boys."" I think I just had a stroke."

"What's the handicapped parking situation at the special Olympics?"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe"

"We don't need a Voting Rights Act. If we just give all the votes to rich people, then democracy will just trickle down to everyone else."

"I wish I could Google search...Who likes me?"

"'McDonalds is the biggest sponsor of the 2012 olympic games'. We've officially reached the point where satire doesn't need punchlines."