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Joke of the Day

"TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right."

"Not a joke; what your favourite one-liner/wordplay joke?"

"Food bank Im that poor i cant even get help from the food bank, they said I'm 2 tins of Tomatoes and a banana overdrawn."

"Have you heard of the Jewish ""Catch 22""? Free Ham!"

"Please ignore this status..... I am standing in public alone and I don't want to seem like a total loner, so I am making it look like I am texting."

"How big was osama bin Laden's hard drive? One terrorbyte."

"What is the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with boobs? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."

"Double negatives: A big No No"

"What do you call it when you hold a Jewish girl under the covers and fart? A dutch oven..."

"If storks bring babies, what kind of bird doesn't bring any babies? A swollow."