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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: Europe awaiting a new wave of economical refugees! But atleast their English is bloody excellent!"

"What do you call a reptile detective ? An investigator Sorry"

"Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola? The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there."

"Lesbian Joke Why can't lesbians wear make-up and go on a diet at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig when Mary Kay is already on her face."

"What is Hitler's favourite type of pizza? The Hollow Crust."

"I thought my wife was happy to fully repair my jeans. Or at least sew its seams."

"How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid? At womb temperature!"

"What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a tree? My Penis."

"[Pun] Why did Henry invent the assembly line? He couldn't a-Ford not to. *bad-dum tish*"

"Why does being a Chinese knight suck? Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor."