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Joke of the Day

"Why is a divorce so damn expensive? Because it fucking worth it!"

"Our conscience is clear- we don't use it."

"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is in the news. He claims he found a way to bring in $50 million for Toronto. America will pay him to take Justin Bieber back."

"Did you hear about the tourist who visited France? He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel"

"Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round? A: Sir Cumference"

"Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken."

"What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl? Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed."

"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The Bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The Screwdriver says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""

"Whats BNAG? Its bang out of order!"

"One word to overcomplicate clickbait. [Inception](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3ywg0j/one_word_to_overcomplicate_clickbait/)"