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Joke of the Day

"'LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."

"Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again."

"Crazy girls are like a street vendor's kebab Hot, jucy, and dangerous."

"What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet? I need to goku the toilet"

"What do you call a teenage girl that doesn't masturbate? A liar. Post your jokes you wouldn't tell your mother."

"Why did the nigger walks into a bar? Because the cell doors was still locked"

"Have you heard about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."

"My wife was struggling to open the freezer In the end she gave up, and froze to death."

"Me: I need to lose my baby weight. Diet coach: Awww, how old is your youngest? Me: Thirteen."