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Joke of the Day

"I want to start a summer program for kids with A.D.D. I call it ""Concentration Camp"""

"When is a body builder's shortest workout? During the winter Swole-stace"

"I'm a businessman so I tuck my shirt in. There's a lot of money on the line so I need you to know that this is roughly where my legs start."

"*gazing at the ocean* God: I told you NOT to leave the water on while we were on vacation. Angel: I'm sorr- God: SORRY DOESN'T FIX THIS MESS"

"Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!"

"After twin sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died. The other was charged with murder. Just goes to show if you can't take the sting out of a bee, take the bee from the ... sting."

"How do comedians stay in shape? They do set ups."

"How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a shitload of lightbulbs."

"Why can't you run through a campground? You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents."

"Sex is like Pizza I haven't had any in a while."