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Joke of the Day
"Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!"
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"What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else? In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe."
"When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a women say ""Oh my God, it's huge!"""
"Pepper spray does not taste like pepper."
"Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. and dont ask y."
"What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day... Give him a religion and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
"""Mmmmm hmmmm! I herd that!"" - a sassy shepherd"
"My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records... But then the librarian told me to take it out."
"me: so did it hurt? her: yes, a lot me: when i splashed that salsa in your eye? her: I SAID YES"