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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you run through a campground? You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents."

"When I die I'm going to go to heaven and God is going to be like nope, remember what you said on Facebook"

"It takes a second..... Two guys walk into a bar.... you think the second would have noticed. HA."

"It's late and I'm wondering what my high school girlfriend is doing now. I'd call her but I know she has a big algebra test tomorrow."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see why /r/jokes is screwing in lightbulbs"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him."

"When i was younger i never thought i'd have a beard ....But eventually it started to grow on me."

"Me: We need to go. 11: Go without me. 7: Sometimes when parents go without their kids, they get arrested, and I can't let that happen."

"My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad."

"What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved."