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Joke of the Day

"How do comedians stay in shape? They do set ups."

"Mosquitto and Blondes what's the difference between a Mosquitto and a blonde? A Mosquitto stops sucking when you slap it !"

"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."

"I was sitting on the toilet when todays earthquake hit. The toilet shook like a rollercoaster. It scared the shit out of me."

"whoever decided how to spell camouflage is a terrible terrible person"

"Cops in the U.S. are like vampires They suck, their bloodthirsty, and can't come in your home unless invited!"

"It's a boy! ""It's a boy!"" I shouted, as I ran from the Thai brothel."

"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are wanted"

"Why is North Korea so cruel? Because it doesn't have a Seoul!"

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up."