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Joke of the Day
"Sex is like Pizza I haven't had any in a while."
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"We get about 25 screaming 5 yr old little girls together to scream nonstop at terrorists, BOOM, we win the War on Terror!"
"What kind of bear is best? One that gets you an oscar"
"*tries several times to connect to the internet using a dial-up modem* *reaches #1 on the dubstep charts*"
"Why don't Photons go to church on Sunday? Photons never have mass when at rest!"
"Why did the French chef commit suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."
"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house."
"Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree? A: Wave"
"TIFU by sitting next to a really hot Thai chick on the bus home today and kept thinking, ""Don't get an erection, don't don't don't..."" But she did."
"If your kid complains about how bored they are during winter break put a cape on them and say, ""Now you're super bored!"" and then fly away."