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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-saur-ass"

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"Mad Libs inventor died today of POOPING. He is survived by his PIZZA CHEESE and his LAWN DARTS. He will be A DINOSAUR."

"I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things."

"What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy? I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

"What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one? CuNO3!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !"

"I was thinking about robbing this sperm bank, but I think they've already seen me coming."

"Everybody knows that door handles spread disease but when I started a business to clean them and called it Knob Jobs all I got were creepy phone calls."

"What's the only thing better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."