1928

Joke of the Day

"Mad Libs inventor died today of POOPING. He is survived by his PIZZA CHEESE and his LAWN DARTS. He will be A DINOSAUR."

"9/10 Redditors are idiots I'm glad to be the 1%"

"How fast can you convince an Italian guy to perform cunnilingus? Licka-de-split."

"I have hit the age where sex and choosing the exact right size Tupperware for leftovers are equally satisfying."

"How do trees use the Internet? They log on"

"Love is fun, but it's not going to pay the bills its a lol"

"The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff..."

"What are the two greatest lies? ""The check is in the mail"" and ""I promise I won't cum in your mouth."""

"So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her."

"My Muslim friend. I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite."