1928

Joke of the Day

"Mad Libs inventor died today of POOPING. He is survived by his PIZZA CHEESE and his LAWN DARTS. He will be A DINOSAUR."

"Mama Pig has a great new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor."

"COP: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""So it wouldn't be windy when we talked."""

"Relax, folks. The dentist apologized for killing #CecilTheLion after he found out Cecil was famous. He meant to murder a NON-famous lion."

"Cats love it when you give them a mohawk"

"My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood... ...because she was a taxidermist."

"Old, but gold A woman goes to the market. She says to the greengrocer: ""I would like to purchase a cucumber"" The vendor answers: ""Buy two, so you can eat one"""

"What do fat girls and scooters have in common? They're both fun to ride.....until your friends see you."

"I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to kill another one It's the domino effect"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile! XD"