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Joke of the Day
"What's the only thing better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."
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"What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed? ""So ve it."""
"Filled the tank up with petrol today. Now all the fish are dead."
"she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth."
"Do you want to here a joke about TCP Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it? Did you get it?"
"What's the name of Tyler The Creator's dad? The Tyler Creator"
"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't a jar of Nutella."
"I hurt myself holidaying in Spain this year. It was a Sevilla injury."
"What are Pirate clothes made of? Yarrrrrn."
"new shoes, new outlook on life. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week."