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Joke of the Day
"I was thinking about robbing this sperm bank, but I think they've already seen me coming."
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear"
"Yo mama's like a mosquito I gotta slap her to stop sucking"
"Last summer I planned to elope with my Cherokee fiance but she had her reservations."
"What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do."
"Pros and cons of guys Cons: they're dicks Pros: their dicks"
"If Trump and Hillary are both drowning and you could only save one... What type of sandwich would you make?"
"What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital."
"*yawning at an art museum* ""I already saw that on Tumblr."""
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being."