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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy? I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

"My dog is a typical guy, I talk to him and he's all wagging his tail, but I know he's not listening. I get it ladies."

"A Collection of Great Comedians Jokes Just found a collection of great comedians jokes and thought I'd share it. [Here's the link!](http://famehorse.com/collection-of-great-comedians-jokes/)"

"""So,why r all Arabs terrorists?"" 'All?' ""Well,most."" 'There's 369,243,763 Arabs.If they were mostly terrorists,you'd be dead' #ArabInAmerica"

"I like my women like I like my scotch... Twelve years old and mixed with coke."

"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either Shaun Baun or Seen Been. You can't have it both ways."

"Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !"

"Love becomes weak if it is not strengthened by truth. Truth becomes hard if it is not softened by love."

"The winds of change can blow me."

"Well well well if it isn't my old nemesis, long division."