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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one? CuNO3!"

"gonna start my first youtube channel and post my first youtube video and the first thing i will say is ""hi sorry i haven't posted in awhile"""

"Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property. Or they'll come back and re-possess your house."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's Rights"

"Can you believe they're the same age? http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2015/10/07/stars-who-are-the-same-age/#/slide/kylie-maisie-same-age"

"Yesterday, my dog was humping my leg So stupid, had to show him where my butthole was."

"I almost wish the guy I'm stalking would find me and call the cops. These bushes are scratchy and my legs are cramping."

"If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers ...she'd have to give up the poon."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they.... lactose....."