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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !"
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"Who gets the most ass in college? The chair"
"What does an elderly Mexican have? Senority"
"I went camping over the weekend... It was in tents."
"Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? The cake comes out of the girl."
"What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules? Draculaw"
"What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!"
"I always have a quick look over my shoulder when sorting out my washing for the washing machines ""Blacks!"" ""Coloured!"" ""Whites!"""
"What slides in and out until it's balls are busted? Piston"
"I bought pink cotton but my wife wanted purple Sorry, wrong thread"