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Joke of the Day
"Superman: Who's gonna be Batman? *leaves Earth*"
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"So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill Ba-dum-tiss"
"I've started wearing a stethoscope around my neck... So, if there's a medical emergency I get to teach people a valuable lesson about making assumptions based on someone's appearance."
"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door."
"iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test ..lol! iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test Funny with suspense :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70V57UBIt7o great music though lol.."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and oreo? April Fools ya dumbitches!! There's no difference at all."
"What did the cyclops say to the sheep? ""Ewe and eye make a great team."""
"Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency? So the men can think of a solution in silence."
"In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups."
"Why do fat women always have a cat? In case they run out of food."