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Joke of the Day
"Why do fat women always have a cat? In case they run out of food."
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"I wonder if girls on dates in the 1800's got mad at guys for checking their treasure maps."
"I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car."
"Why can't anarchists draw straight lines? Because they don't have any rulers."
"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."
"What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot."
"I bet even Kanye West occasionally looks in the mirror and thinks ""That was kind of silly, what I just did."""
"Getting marriage advice from a priest is like taking your lawn mower to Burger King to get repaired."
"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? Spirits."
"So a rhino walks into a bar... and several patrons pay their tabs and leave because they see the danger in this situation."