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Joke of the Day

"Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency? So the men can think of a solution in silence."

"What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome? A hand-me-down."

"Hey guys remember to visit Russia Before they visit you."

"Energizer Bunny made a mess.... I put the batteries in backwards and it just kept cumming and cumming"

"Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual? Because the pedals fell off."

"Rig Sour punch straw contest http://flavors.sourpunch.com that is the link. Make a Kiwi Flavor with Super Sour topping Named Hobae"

"""Bedroom"" is an anagram of ""Boredom"" I found that out while I was having sex with my wife"

"Me: I want a pet dragon! Life: HERE'S A CAT WITH IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME."

"What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common? They all went down on a President."

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one hesrs it, Do the squirrels sleep sideways?"