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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought a dog from a Blacksmith... And as soon as I got him into the house he made a bolt for the door."

"*writes ""with my squad"" under a picture of me and several cats"""

"I asked my wife what women really want and she said attentive lovers. Or maybe it was ""a tent of lovers."" I wasn't really listening."

"Does anyone know what subreddit ""your mamma"" jokes are in? Jk."

"want to go to a pet store and pet the guinea pigs. let me see those baked potatos stat. i want to hear the noise they make"

"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne will wait until you're a teenager to come on your face"

"Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain? Because he always called shotgun"

"I hate being bipolar it's awesome"

"What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them? A positive pregnancy test."

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers a mile off."