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Joke of the Day

"I've started wearing a stethoscope around my neck... So, if there's a medical emergency I get to teach people a valuable lesson about making assumptions based on someone's appearance."

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"If there is no complaining after a glass utensil is broken in your home... You can bet your ass it was broken by your mom."
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"I went for a depression test. Came back negative."