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Joke of the Day
"So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill Ba-dum-tiss"
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"I went for a swim with my daughter... I felt a warm pocket of water in the waves and yelled at her ""Did you just pee in the ocean!?"". ""No"" she said ""the seaweed"" True story."
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"Time flies when you wake up at noon."
"What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays."
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