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Joke of the Day

"iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test ..lol! iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test Funny with suspense :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70V57UBIt7o great music though lol.."

"Dentist: ""When was the last time you flossed?"" Me: ""BRO, you were there."""

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that...it's a tie."

"Cheating on a good woman is like eating out of the trash instead going out for steak."

"You're so fat, they oughta call your dick ""Gary Oldman"" ...Cause it always disappears into a roll."

"How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take 13 attempts."

"Finding Money Reaching into a pair of pants and finding a wad of money is a great feeling . . . . until the person wearing the pants starts screaming."

"When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it"

"Whoever said ""Just showing up is half the battle"" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up."

"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."