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"What color is a chameleon on a mirror?"
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"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? It wanted to taco bout his feelings"
"Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog."
"Whats an Australian Kiss? (nsfw-ish) It's like a French kiss, but down under."
"""It goes from zero to sixty in 5 seconds."" ""Great. And exactly how much cocaine can I fit in the glove box?"" - Anyone buying a white BMW"
"I bet 2 guys named Eric would have an easier time starting a sleepover camp for infants than 2 guys named Sid."
"Good joke [SERIOUS] ^ title"
"""class... raise your hand if you know what ""getting laid"" means"" *room of 4th graders is silent* *kid with heelys raises hand*"
"I hate to brag, but several ladies just asked me if I wanted a date. On multiple street corners."
"Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs? Because it was haulin' oats."