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Joke of the Day

"I bet 2 guys named Eric would have an easier time starting a sleepover camp for infants than 2 guys named Sid."

"From what I hear about time spent with abortion doctor's they're really not all that bad Many patients have claimed it's really brought the kid out in them."

"The forest animals are about to rip me apart but suddenly they back off. Hillary Clinton emerges from the trees. The animals bow their heads"

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Spaniard walk into a bar.. The Icelander couldn't come because he was still at the European Cup"

"What do American beer and a canoe have in common? Both are fucking close to water."

"Two fish in a tank... One says to the other ""how the hell do you drive this thing?!"""

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down let me give you some vitamins. No thanks. But I could do with some new batteries."

"I decided... I decided to make my password ""incorrect"" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, ""Your password is incorrect."""

"I hate when my kids say ""But mom; it was an accident!"" So were you pumpkin, but I still have to take responsibility for you."

"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"