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Joke of the Day
"I hate to brag, but several ladies just asked me if I wanted a date. On multiple street corners."
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"How are men like fuses? Once they're blown, they're useless."
"Why do they call it Black Friday? I dunno, I'm just waiting to hear white people ask how come there's no White Friday."
"Woman and her Cat What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat? Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss"
"""Dont put all your eggs in one basket,"" is a lie perpetuated by Big Basket to sell more baskets"
"(Describing Guy Fieri to sketch artist): Literally a flaming hot cheeto"
"What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake."
"A working class man goes to a fancy restaurant He just finished ordering his appetizer when the waiter asks ""Entree?"". The man says ""No! On a plate!"""
"Cop: Admit it! You killed that family Murderer: You can't prove anything... Cop: You know, you're actually called ""Murderer"" in this thing"
"I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs. Longest surname I've ever seen."