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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs? Because it was haulin' oats."
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"What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its hips."
"I'd like to thank my dad for always being there for me From the day I was conceived to the day he found out my mom was pregnant"
"""Mr. President, two Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday in Iraq."" ""Oh my god... How many is a Brazilian?"""
"Don't be sexist. It's just wrong. And being wrong is for women."
"An Irish man walks past a bar..."
"What's that, turkey? GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well? GOBBLE GOBBLE [breaks turkey's neck] no time for your riddles, in the oven you go"
"Warning: Groaner. What could have caused the Titanic to both sink and not sink. A Hicenberg."
"I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity I found it difficult to put down."
"Sorry for writing ""I guess u moved on haha"" under that ultrasound photo of your baby."