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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer's bucket keep singing songs? Because it was haulin' oats."
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"To all of the dyslexic population of Reddit: **UNTIE**"
"UPDATE: They just released the time when Cecil the lion was shot. Tooth hurty"
"How do you spell moron? M O R M O N"
"When I was younger, I always heard of people getting robbed at gunpoint. If there's been so many robberies, why do people keep going to gunpoint?"
"Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet... it takes a Chinese newborn an extra three hours to make their goddamned shoes."
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""get the hell out. We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom responds ""aww why not? I'm a fun guy."""
"Two promiscuous citrus fruits have unprotected sex They get lemon-aids"
"My girlfriend asked me if I felt like aural. I think that's where it goes in one ear and out the other."
"If i had a dollar for every time i heard the word trump I would have it on repeat while i slept."