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Joke of the Day

"""It goes from zero to sixty in 5 seconds."" ""Great. And exactly how much cocaine can I fit in the glove box?"" - Anyone buying a white BMW"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss."

"Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !"

"How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!"

"You are what your parents ate too..I'm part black licorice..part hot dog."

"Jewish jokes. 1: How do you pick up a Jewish girl? - A dustpan 2: How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - Roll up her sleeve."

"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"

"That awkward moment when your in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone."

"Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."