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Joke of the Day
"Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog."
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"One thing that archaeological discoveries have taught us... Ancient people loved drinking from broken cups.."
"Life is like chess... We can't all be white."
"My voicemail greeting is just me strangling a cat while reading bible passages."
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