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Joke of the Day
"I feel sorry for all of the atheists named Christian."
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"Whats the biggest difference betweens mens and womens soccer? There are more pussies on a mens soccer team"
"If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg."
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: ""Mr"" instead of ""my""*"
"Is 1+1 hard to calculate? It's not complex at all, right?"
"What do you do if a buff black man slaps your girlfriends ass? Tell his owner"
"What's thr difference between the chinese and racism? Racism has many faces."
"Floppy disks are like Jesus... .. they died to become the icon of saving."
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!"
"A customer just told me that it takes a 14 mile run to work off 1 Oreo. Don't worry she's dead now"