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Joke of the Day

"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""

"When I worked for the USPS a number of years ago I found the work to be slightly monotonous. It really helped me work on my delivery though."

"Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the ""11"" in ""9-1-1""."

"Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself Come on, you're bigger than that."

"The moon landings looked more realistic than Hillary's rally last week. And those were faked with 1960s technology."

"Spelling errors in quotations make me sic."

"Why did the UN outlaw diet pills? Because they're weapons of mass destruction."

"I buy my guns from a man named ""T-Rex"" He's a small arms dealer"

"Dont like dogs They can be a bit RUFF!"

"My wife and I were very happy for 20 years..... But then we met."