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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I were very happy for 20 years..... But then we met."
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"i don't see why i have to clean the shower. imo it is the shower's job to clean me"
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"What's the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day"
"What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table? Sir Cumference."
"Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans? Because if they had one more, they would be 240."
"Final words on germanwings flight recorder: ""Dave's not here..."""
"What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."
"What does Mexican binary code consist of? Zeros and Juans."
"I can tell my Girlfriends ass is getting bigger, She fits in my Wife's jeans."