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Joke of the Day
"Why did the UN outlaw diet pills? Because they're weapons of mass destruction."
Next Joke
"I want my coffee like my life: dark, short and bitter."
"A woman who's husband died is called a widow, what do you call a husband who's wife died? Lucky"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? You breathe through *that*?"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust."
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer."
"I asked my boyfriend if I brought Joy to his life... ""Yes,"" he said. ""I knew it,"" I said, ""That backstabbing bitch!"""
"I wish that if you stopped yourself from sneezing enough times you could shoot an energy ball out of your hand."
"I've never been interrogated, but I have ordered a sandwich at subway, so I think I'm prepared."
"Always ask ""are you voting for Sanders?"" before sex. If they say ""yes"" you know they are too young."