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Joke of the Day
"Dont like dogs They can be a bit RUFF!"
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"CW: The boss said she wanted to see you. Me: That's flattering, but I don't date people from work."
"What do you call a small, noisy dog? A subwoofer."
"How do blind people sign contracts? On the dotted line."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? by having sex with her"
"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."
"What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both need to be changed for the same reason."
"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub? Throw in the laundry."
"What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!"
"My friend does a weekly bad joke Tuesday... Today's was quite good (Bad?) Yesterday, I made a belt out of old watches. What a complete waist of time."