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Joke of the Day
"Spelling errors in quotations make me sic."
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"What is a pirate's favorite letter? He'll always like R.... But his true love is the C"
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"I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . . My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe. BTW original, thought I'd share."
"Shut up & eat. There are people starving in Abercrombie & Fitch."
"Either the dude in the bathroom was having a surprise birth, or he needs to eat a LOT less hay in his diet...."
"If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic."
"What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common? They both turn ""o"" into an ""O""."
"Did you hear about the gay termite? He ate the malebox"
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