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Joke of the Day

"I finally figured out the problem with our firewall last night. It was a real breakthrough! //Actually used that this morning. Manager did not notice, I did not explain."

"TIL if Steve Irwin had worn sunscreen that fateful day, he would have survived. Apparently it protects against harmful rays."

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is ""bananas"" GWEN STEFANI: oh hell yes"

"I can't stand anti-semitic jokes Anne Frankly, I think no one should support them."

"why couldn't the imperial guard sniff out the money trail in skyrim? because of a deviated septim"

"I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond... By the end you wish you had a club and a spade."

"There are a lot of advantages white people have over black people. But there's one advantage gay blacks have over white ones. When a gay black comes out, they only have to deal with one parent."

"What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde? They had a wedding reception."

"I had a really funny joke... but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime"