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Joke of the Day
"What's cold and scary?! I-scream!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !"
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub Aw crap"
"I can swallow two bits of string... And they will come out tied together. I shit you knot!"
"Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? A: Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!"
"They told me i had type A blood. But it was a type O."
"What do you call a policewoman who shaves her pubic area? Cuntstubble!"
"All the guys here in San Francisco are super nice. They keep asking if they can push my stool in. Even when I'm already sitting down or there are no chairs around."
"A man went to see his doctor ""You need to stop masturbating"" said the doctor. ""Why?"" asked the man. The doctor replied ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other **SLIDE**."