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Joke of the Day

"Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed? It doesn't have windows."

"Here's the punchline to that riddle joke ... They leave a ring around Connecticut,"

"Where is the best place to buy chicken broth? at the stock market"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He used to lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog."

"hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair"

"When I die I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not like his terrified passengers."

"Burlap pants are coming into fashion, People are just itching to show off the new look."

"Why was Darth Vader so upset? He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places..."

"To be honest, I really don't give a f*ck. I lose friends, make friends and make enemies everyday. Regardless, I'm still going to be me..."

"People are always impressed to hear that I graduated from Harvard at 16, but you can do anything you set your mind to if you just lie."