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Joke of the Day
"Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed? It doesn't have windows."
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"How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend? ""Marriage.. you wanna?"""
"Saw some Advil on the floor this morning and sincerely thought ""Better just leave it there so I know where it is."""
"Jesus: *turns water into wine* Me: nice Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak* Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit"
"Which country has many spaces to put your car in? Park-istan!"
"Did you hear about the new John Wayne toilet paper? It's ruff tuff, and takes shit from no one."
"I was about to tell a hilarious joke about chemistry.. ..but last time I did, I couldn't handle the reactions."
"A man asks, ""God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"" God responded, ""So you would love her."" The man asks, ""But God, why did you make her so dumb?"" God replied, ""So she would love you."""
"Who's paying for Trump's wall? EveryJuan"
"Give a man a gun he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the whole world"