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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that joke about mosquitoes? it's malarious."

"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man."

"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree."

"Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."

"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?"

"Don't let... ...an extra chromosome get you down."

"What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!"

"I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen. Until I realised it was a field of carrots."

"Lindsay Lohan was released from jail early this morning and in related news, I still don't give a shit about her."

"Why is Jesus so bad at hockey? Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!"