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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that joke about mosquitoes? it's malarious."

"It Looks Like a Booger But it's SNOT!"

"Why do black people have nightmares? The cops killed the ones that had a dream"

"The Reds are going to The Series this year."

"quick poll: why'd you break up with me in high school Alison"

"I think Oranges were named before Carrots ""What are these?"" ""They're orange....oranges"" ""What about these"" ""Shit....long pointys???"" Demitri Martin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYVrp_GsinE"

"What did the bad rapper get for Christmas? J Coal"

"When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first."

"What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break."

"Why don't women need drivers licenses Because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom"