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Joke of the Day
"Hula hoopers never seem to get anywhere... They're just going around in circles."
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"I hate porn that develops too much story line. I actually watched till the end and forgot to"
"I had to break up with my Chinese girlfriend... An hour after eating her, I was horny again."
"Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Casanova said:""I saw, I conquered, I came."""
"There's nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you're home alone at 1 am...and you don't have children..."
"Tinder for dudes is mostly scrolling through the mini cards they hand you on a Las Vegas Blvd street corner"
"I got drunk last night and my house wasn't where I left it."
"My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in"
"Obama in Berlin joke President Obama in Berlin outlining that maybe massive walls and state spying are not so bad after all."
"TIL Today I learnt what TIL meant."