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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents"

"Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair."

"It's a 10 minute walk from my house to the bar. It is a 2 hour walk from the bar back to my house. It's so weird."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak."

"I forgot to bring my towel to the gym... But I'm not gonna sweat it."

"What's the difference between A circus and a brothel? One has a cunning array of stunts.."

"Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry."

"Why did my girlfriend go on birth control? Because I wanted her to be a twinkie and not a toaster strudel."

"What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music? Dokken"

"ME: You're saying I'm not smart enough for this job? BOSS: Well, yes. ME: [points to computer] Just because I can't use the typewriter TV?"