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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Reply: Yes How did you manage to get between their tiny legs?"

"TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?"

"I like my women how I like my whiskey. Six years old."

"I asked my boss... I asked my boss what he wanted me to do with a large roll of bubble wrap. He told me to pop it in the corner. It took me over three hours!"

"What did A and B look for at the beach? A ""C"" gull!"

"Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now"

"I went to a zoo but the only animal it had was one dog It was a shih tzu"

"[META] Dark humor is not funny Especially when it steals your wallet."

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word, ""unionized""."

"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head is so far away from it's body."